A saboturd is a bowel
movement which remains curiously absent during a
shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for
attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--
indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot
shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of
soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."