Saboolied 

Being completely and utterly fried/cooked/mulled of marijuana

Sabooli also rhymes with spoolie

“Dude I was so saboolied the other night I thought I was a pork bun”

Saboolied by Smokeyjoe420 December 3, 2017

Stoolied 

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

Stoolied by OniBee September 18, 2020

stoolied 

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)

Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny

stoolied by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018