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Stoolied 

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.
" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
Stoolied by OniBee September 18, 2020
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stoolied 

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)
Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny
stoolied by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026