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Light Sabers 

The act or game of two or more men (usually heterosexuals) placing glow in the dark condoms on each others erect penises and having mock light saber duals under the glow of a black-light. Sound effects are common but not necessary.
Hey bro a bunch of us are getting together after the hockey game and playing light sabers, you down?
Light Sabers by Skeeferd April 30, 2011

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.
We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!
Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.
Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.
Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

Saber Slaughter 

The act of murder using only the male genitalia
This man committed Saber Slaughter by forcing her to choke on his penis.
Saber Slaughter by Free-Tshirts February 8, 2018

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"
Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...