Sabasm 

The near orgasmic response to anything about Alabama head coach Nick Saban. Particularly prevalent in LSU fans whose team finally won after 8 seasons of the Tide handing them their asses.

Damn Tiger fans still having Sabasms because Nick left them.

Sabasm by Jamtom21 November 27, 2019

Sagasm 

When a new concept, series of concepts, or the ensuing discussion of said concepts is so stimulating to the mind that one experiences a climactic mental state akin to the physical state of the orgasm; a mental orgasm. The experience is named for Carl Sagan, as it is through watching or reading his works that this experience is most commonly achieved.

I never knew the universe was so huge. Earth is just, like, a mote of dust, illuminated in a beam of sunlight, floating in the great cosmic ocean. Ooooh, oh man, I think I'm having a Sagasm!

Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?

Sagasm by Harmonica John October 20, 2010

Sabastian 

Sabastian is one of the best people you could ever meet. He will always be there for you when needed, well if he likes you. He is loyal and caring to the people he loves. You don’t want to get on his bad side you’ll regret it. Sabastian is very weird and you might think he’s crazy, but overall he is a great person once you get to know him.

I got on Sabastian’s bad side and he exposed me so hard I cried . Sabastian is a great person I love having him as a friend.

Sabastian by CeBash September 29, 2019

Sabastian 

An amazing Awesome guy, who gives off the 'I don't care" vibe when you first meet them. However once they open up they are some of the sweetest and loyal people you will know. A big romantic too. Dark humor but can still make you laugh. They have some of the best laughs ever and their smile is so lovely and bright. They get attached so don't go breaking their delicate hearts. When you are with them you feel like you are the most speciel person in the world.

We all need a Sabastian in our lives.

Sabastian by Sabastian's wife❤ December 14, 2020

Sabastian 

whoever bares this name has a 38inch penis

Teacher: Sabastian, is that a horse in your pants or are you excited to see me

Sabastian by thighpie March 8, 2021

Sabastion

The ultimate, godly, badass Broski you can ever have.
He's the guy who'll beat the crap out of the loser who took yo' hat and wont give it back.
He'll follow the Broski laws, He'll be by your side forever.

If you have a friend named Sabastion, Exactly like that,
You sir, Have an amazing bestfriend, Or Broski.

Friend: "Broski, That retard took my hat!"

Sabastion: "Oh hell no!"

*Epic fight scene inserted here*

Sabastion: "Here's your hat."

Friend: "Thanks man, You're awesome!"

Sabastion by OmniCode March 23, 2011

Sabastyen 

He sucks a lot of dick and loves it. Shoots up a couple schools some times. Not gay, Not a School Shooter. Just looking for a little fun ;)

"Man can you beleive Sabastyen shot up the school?"

"Nah he just looked for a little fun, he also sucked the dead people's dicks.

Sabastyen by GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG January 30, 2019