a terrible disease. SUTS stands for Sudden Urge To Spin.
people with the disease have sudden spin attacks where they must spin, whether they are standing,running, walking,having intercourse, rope climbing, praying, preying, fighting bandits, watching porn, washing a
boat, riding a bike,skateboarding, sitting on the toilet, hugging grandma, getting a tattoo, performing or receiving surgery, incubating eggs, drawings dinosaurs, standing with a
knife in a crowd, at war, bolwing, scuba diving, performing a WROGE, caressing someone, slow dancing, making out with a girl, while receiving road head, watching SNL, playing Rock Band, enjoying lemonade, voting, shaking hands with Barack Obama,taking a shower, driving, or any other situations you can think of. SUTS can be very dangerous.there are 3 types
type 1-
people suddenly spin, but can control the urge with medication.
type 2-
people spin uncontrollably at
random times. medication is the only way to keep SUTS T2 under control.
type 3- you just spin. forever. until you
die.
Not to be confused with HALF-SUTS which is spinning 180 degrees to avoid a nasty
bitch but blaming it on your disease.
