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Summoned 

You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"
Summoned by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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Summoned by the Devil 

Todd! I have the name of the biopic!
Hym “Here it is ~ Summoned by the Devil: The Jeepjorp Peepeestones story. Good right? This is going to be great!”
Summoned by the Devil by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

help i accidentally summoned a lemon 

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"
help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

he summoned his hollowgrammes 

he summoned his hollowgrammes

cock summoner 

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks
1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!
cock summoner by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

Summoner 

Someone who wields power magic that can summon forth magical beasts. They often appear in video games, specifically Final Fantasy. Many ancient cultures world wide has folklore and legends of Summoners and their ablities. Story tales involve both good and evil Summoners.
That summoner uses his magic to summon the great wing serpent kill us all.
Summoner by Godium March 26, 2009

summoners war

Summoners War: Sky Arena, or simply Summmoners War, is a 3D RPG mobile game developed and published by Com2uS. It was released worldwide on both the iOS and Android platforms on June 12, 2014. It is currently available in 14 different languages, including English and most European and Asian languages.

The game is set in a fictional fantasy world inhabited by various kinds of monsters, and a group of humans known as Summoners who control these monsters to battle against one another, sometimes in sanctioned arena matches and other times for power and control. The gameplay focuses on the collection of these various monsters, with the object being to level and grow them in order to compete against other players, and complete various PvE challenges.
Summoners war is kawaii
summoners war by CanadianBaka June 15, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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