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Stockings 

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.
Stockings by S Mc March 5, 2008
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stockings 

the sexiest female garment to cum on
can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on
stockings by John_iyguuyg9o8 February 16, 2010

Stockings 

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.
Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD
Stockings by Juombie June 9, 2011

stockings 

Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.
Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash.
stockings by m&m2 July 12, 2006

long stockings 

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

whale net stockings 

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.
Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.
W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
fuck me stockings by Jirka69 October 5, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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