Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

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StitsHass

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.

Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!

StitsHass by Jeff D October 13, 2005

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NORMA STITS

meaning 'normous tits or no mistakes. scottish people tend to take offense to this remark

Scottish person: So ya want a pizza now do ya?
Other person:My name is Norma
Scottish Person: Norma what?
Other person: Norma Stits
Scottish Person: norma stits, norma STITS! IM GONNA CATCH YA WEE VARMET!!

NORMA STITS by Ener-2 March 16, 2009

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Stetson-Harrison method

A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.

As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Stetson-Harrison method by trurl December 15, 2008

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