sects

n. an internet slang for sex to be used in a more joking manner or perhaps in a format more suitable for the eyes of younger children.
v. to have sex with someone, forceably or not, the act of performing sex upon an individual

1. Thomas: do u liek butt sects har har?

2. Aaron: I'm going to sects you all up.

sects by UkyoTachibana March 25, 2008

sects axe 

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

sects axe by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Secsso 

A person who loves raisin cookies and yoghurt, loves to mix them together.

That guy is such a secsso , he ordered 12 raisin cookies and 11 cups of yoghurt.

Secsso by theimposteriscai November 11, 2022

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

F5 Sect 

F5 is the function key to refresh a page on PC.

In Chinese/Japanese translation Web Novel and Light Novel communities, authors/translators will often have a regular time of the day that they'll upload the latest chapter. Practitioners of the F5 Sect have been known to repeatedly spam the F5 key near these times in the hope of being the first one to access the new chapter, and thus have the opportunity to make the first comment.

The 'Sect' is a joke referring to how many of the Chinese novels having martial practitioners belonging to various Sects (Clans, groups, etc.).

Therefore the users who single-mindedly hit the F5 key in pursuit of first comment ironically reflect the focus that'd be required of a martial cultivator in many of the novels that they are reading.

Lowlav (of Wuxiaworld forums):
F5 Sect is an organisation researching on the profound effects of throbbing F5, dealing with the order of rebirth. the pulse of internet. Cultivators of the laws of F5 are forever dominant in the comment sections all over the internet. It is a mystery with great power!

Ryuushima (Of Wuxiaworld forums):
They are a bunch of ---- that spam every chapter release with posts about being 1st , 2nd etc instead of talking about the actual chapter.

Minru (Of Wuxiaworld forums):
I refreshed the page and found a new skyfire chapter without a comment... instead of commenting first first first, i read the chapter. There still wasn't a comment so i nabbed first. Does this make ma F5 member because i got first or a F5 heretic because i read the chapter first?

F5 Sect by Deviant Antrax August 20, 2018

Sector 8 

A segment of the Universe. Located between Undiscovered Worlds and Tittleman's Crest. Considered by some to be the middle finger of the Universe.

You know the universe is a little bit like the human hand. For example you have Grauman's Center right here, and then you have Undiscovered Worlds, and uh, um, Sector 8, and up here, it's the, uh, Tittleman's Crest.

Sector 8 by Stiverton December 18, 2012

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012