STANKY PANKY

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condition that exists when an individual is wiping his/her ass and the index finger crashes through the toilet paper, usually on purpose.

i was chasing space angel around the other night and she wouldn't give it up. i ended up going to sartori's, taking a dump and getting a stanky panky.

STANKY PANKY by charmin boy July 30, 2009

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Stanky Panky

One that uses his or her fingers on a female virgina for sexual pleasure after pulling the fingers out they have a smell. (hance the term Stanky Panky)

Jamarlo received a Stanky Panky from the girl next door.

Stanky Panky by funky bunch February 15, 2008

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Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

a Dirty Old NASTY Crusty Musty Hairy Used Booty.

YO DADDY's BOOTY! its Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky by Big daddy Crust alot. November 21, 2011

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"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023

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Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky) by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023

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Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky) by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023

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Sanky Panky

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky

Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.

Sanky Panky by eitigere July 23, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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