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Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals
Squishmallows = good.
Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

Squishmallow 

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.
Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?
Squishmallow by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.
youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

Squishmallow 

The name of a line of a plushie series.
Owned by Kelly Toys
'I got squishmallows.'
'Dude what the fuck i have a whole entire pit of them that's 2 feet deep'
'Are you okay'
Squishmallow by beesnur May 22, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are adorably soft and huggable stuffed animals they are also the only thing that gives thousands of people around the word happiness. many people go on "Squishmallow hunts" in search for their favorites or limited ones. some of the creepy disturbing Squishmallows are the mermaids and the chucky cheese one... dear god....
Person: Hey I've worked really hard this week I think I'm going to go on a Squishmallow hunt!
Person 2: Hey that's a great idea can I come? I heard the Easter Squishmallows are out in Walgreens!
Person: no. I'm getting the easter ones you better stay away from them got it?
Person 2: but-
Person: I said got it? I NEED Blake as an easter egg.
Person 2: .... ok.
Squishmallows by astro fields March 3, 2021

squishmallows

literally mental support. your only friends
'what you gonna do tonight'
'probably cry on my squishmallows and eat'
'can i come'
squishmallows by faya April 19, 2022
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