SQUATCHCUB 

A man with Peter-Pan syndrome. Will never grow up and continues to buy frivolous non-sense for the sake of having fun and doing what he wants. A man that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants! Firm believer in the saying "Don't tell me what to do!".

My husband decided to buy a new gun even after I told him not to! Such a Squatchcub!

SQUATCHCUB by Squatchcub July 31, 2022

Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

squatchbutt by fredfrank July 30, 2009