SPTAT

"suck poop through a tube" usually used in a sentence when mad at someone

"why don't you go choke on a doughnut and SPTAT"

by ptydfh April 21, 2006

lovers spat

Well a "spat" is a petty quarrell/fight. So it's basically just when two lovers get into a fight.

Bob and Rebecca had their first lovers spat the other day about who gets the last piece of pizza.

by Greendayyyy16 November 11, 2015

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Spatika

the most amazing kindest girl in the world
also stubborn

Haha you fed those tiny kittens, you're such a Spatika!

by babypigeon December 8, 2019

spatial genius

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021