SPRUCC 

John Insprucker commonly known as sprucc is a space x commentator giga chad who is friends with space x jesus and commentates falcon 9 and starship launches.

Who is commentating tomorrows starship launch? SPRUCC (cums excitedly)

SPRUCC by SPRUCC May 27, 2021

Spruce View School 

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.

person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?

Spruce View School by Engman 56 May 27, 2011

Sprunch

A term for when you go to a spin class and then immediately go to brunch afterwards.

I love going for sprunch with my besties !!

Sprunch by GirlsThatSprunch May 18, 2019

spruce grove composite high school 

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

spruce grove composite high school

spruce grove composite high school by The only living student February 19, 2014

Spruce bug 

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.

"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"

Spruce bug by bytesmasher August 24, 2008

Spruce Tree 

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

Spruce Tree by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

Spruced 

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

Spruced by LemonShake32 April 26, 2023