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Wispy, energetic, and poised, yet aged and experienced. Like those old people who have lived forever but never seem to slow down and never stop living, adventuresome to the end.
She is so sprucy: such a long and full life she has lived, yet she is by no means finished, what with all the traveling she has planned.
Sprucy by bytK7 July 16, 2014
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sprucalicous, definitely sprucy and delicious
your hair sure looks sprucy today!!
sprucy by foosey November 19, 2003
sprucetacular
sprucy by Anonymous October 22, 2003
Uberly sexually attractive and stylish. Incredibly impressive.
Dude 1: dang my boi, that shit spaucy!
Dude 2: thanks my fam, I got it at THE JCPenny.
Spaucy by TheBiggestBoi December 3, 2016

Spruce View School 

A school that's in the middle of no where were everybody is related and the best thing to do at lunch is to drive around and bang your girlfriend. Spruce view is 30 seconds away from the school where there is the classic J-Bar to get drunk.
person 1: Don't blink you will miss spruce view school and spruce view.
Person 2: oh shit I blinked where did it go?
John Insprucker commonly known as sprucc is a space x commentator giga chad who is friends with space x jesus and commentates falcon 9 and starship launches.
Who is commentating tomorrows starship launch? SPRUCC (cums excitedly)
SPRUCC by SPRUCC May 27, 2021

spruce grove composite high school 

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.
spruce grove composite high school
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