spreed

using spreeder.com to read a large amount of digital text quickly.

"Dude, class meets in 20 minutes and you haven't read any of that online crap yet!"
"No sweat, I'll just spreed it."

by Rockman875 October 30, 2008

Spreed

To spread quickly

The plague spreed across Europe decimating the population.

by Fundamentalist_Pastafarian November 5, 2023

Spreed toe

A white male that makes radical comments at black peoples (specifically women)

A way you can use this is hey that spreed toe called me a wigga

by Spreedbutt24 August 4, 2023

spreed

being in a high state, trippin balls, or acting like a dumbass.
Chilling, drunk, lit, sleepy, or tired. Can be used to substitute all of the above.

"yo tommy i hella spreed" "well you should not have done that last bowl jorge!

by iamspreed June 24, 2011

Spreeding

(No offense to policy debaters)

Spreading- which is speaking over 250 wpm while debating- but used to be funny and as a slight reference to the I am speed meme.

I. E. of spreeding: ahem...

Person 1: I AM SPREED!
Person 2: No it's "I am speed!"
Person 1: Ugh dumb untrendy person

by nemnemnomnomnyamnyom September 14, 2020