Spreeding 

(No offense to policy debaters)

Spreading- which is speaking over 250 wpm while debating- but used to be funny and as a slight reference to the I am speed meme.

I. E. of spreeding: ahem...

Person 1: I AM SPREED!
Person 2: No it's "I am speed!"
Person 1: Ugh dumb untrendy person

Spreeding by nemnemnomnomnyamnyom September 14, 2020

Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Spreading the lotion 

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

Screeding by cynya December 16, 2019

Spreading Sociobot 

Spreading sociobots, (who don't know that there is any other option, anything more to life or anything better and have had very little or close to no connect with genuine emotions, love and care and possibly multiple traumas or events that have made them slow and steeply slide into the mould) who have grown up or primarily been affected by Ruling sociobots and close their opinions in jails and convince themselves that the opinions from the boxes of the Ruling sociobots are right

bit more hope than ruling

(The Tortured rich kid from any odd teenage movie/ real ""assholes" n stuff").

Spreading Sociobots - It's cute that you think you will get away with that.
Also- Ya, that's stupid, you know, REAL stupid.

And- So this person did _that _

Reply - Oh my GAwd sooo stupid

And- Ya, i said that to One More

One More- Hey, but... if you think-

And&Reply: STUPID *walk on*

Spreading Sociobot by i dont know my abcs b get away March 31, 2017

Shredding Face 

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)

"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"

Shredding Face by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

keyboard shredding 

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

keyboard shredding by mooogs May 14, 2017