Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.

You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011

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bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

bag of spanners by d6y May 23, 2006

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Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

Wank Spanners by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

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bag of spanners

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

bag of spanners by turn November 2, 2003

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