SOMM
Bill: "Steve, do you see that obese woman in spandex?!"
Steve: "Well SOMM (shit on my mother), that's disgusting!"
Steve: "Well SOMM (shit on my mother), that's disgusting!"
SOMM by The Distiller January 21, 2011
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fart sommelier
A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
Mr. Sommerville
A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.
Mr. Sommerville by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018
Sommer
A girl who appears different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and will be the best friend you can ever have. Sommer's tend to love to play video games with their friends. However if you ever fall for a Sommer, unlike most girls, Sommer's are usually very hard to get. Sommer's also have a hidden side too. They may seem bubbly and happy when your around them but when you leave her alone she is like a different person.
"Wow! That girl is different from the others, have you tried to make her yours?" "Yeah but she doesn't seem to want me, must be a Sommer"
Sommer by NerdyNuggets May 21, 2014
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semen sommelier by Pole cat March 3, 2014
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