sommie 

a boss as bitch

"Have you seen the new girl at school?" she's sommie

sommie by scott the great January 5, 2017

sommie 

The most gangsta-est person in the world.

Eats babies and monkeys.

"I think sommie's a hooker."
"No, he's just gangsta."

sommie by Fa shiz August 28, 2004

sammie 

Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.

"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"

sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

Sommeliar 

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016

fart sommelier 

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

fart sommelier by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

sammie 

sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her

“wtf is sammie doing”

sammie by jackson sum January 7, 2021

dirty sammie 

A bad bitch that you can’t kill

Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie

dirty sammie by Lola Donald April 15, 2020