Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.

"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"

sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

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Sommeliar

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

Sommeliar by kyros August 7, 2016

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fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

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sammie

sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her

“wtf is sammie doing”

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dirty sammie

A bad bitch that you can’t kill

Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie

dirty sammie by Lola Donald April 15, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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