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The act of sucking ones dick,
Suck. My. Dick. (smyd)
Immature boys yell"smyd" thinking they are cool but really look like douchebags.
SMYD by Bitches March 12, 2004
Words you can keep
The abbreviated version of "Suck my Dick", used for texting and online chat purposes.
Text:
Bill: why didnt you show up at the bar last night? we waited
Ted: SmyD
Bill: uncalled for
Ted: Garg the Smeg
Bill: gross
SmyD by apound21 May 7, 2009
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SMYD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In SMYD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the SMYD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
hurgle smyd
smyd by turbofagfuel October 20, 2008
Girl: Ahhw Bruce.. SMYD! :P
SMYD by MeemSchääschAla July 3, 2017

smydiving 

A pointless conundrum meant to confuse people on the internet in order to get video views because they lack talent otherwise.

This can be done with other words like other users have done, like smimming.
Imagine if you went skydiving without a parachute... now replace the k with an m

Smydiving
smydiving by Azazel The Scapegoat January 31, 2023
acronym for "Show me your dick, faggot"

commonly used by males who have not yet come out of the closet.
Mike-Smydf!
Tim-What?
Mike-Show me your dick, faggot!

smydf by mwest July 22, 2007
suck my dick you faggot
*text*
guy one :hey man
guy two : what?
guy one : your mom so fucking ugly when she went to the ugly competion they said no profesionals allowed
guy two : *visible anger* smydyf, kys

guy one : *dies*
smydyf by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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