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The abbreviated version of "Suck my Dick", used for texting and online chat purposes.
Text:
Bill: why didnt you show up at the bar last night? we waited
Ted: SmyD
Bill: uncalled for
Ted: Garg the Smeg
Bill: gross
SmyD by apound21 May 7, 2009
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SMYD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In SMYD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the SMYD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
hurgle smyd
smyd by turbofagfuel October 20, 2008
Girl: Ahhw Bruce.. SMYD! :P
SMYD by MeemSchääschAla July 3, 2017

smydiving 

A pointless conundrum meant to confuse people on the internet in order to get video views because they lack talent otherwise.

This can be done with other words like other users have done, like smimming.
Imagine if you went skydiving without a parachute... now replace the k with an m

Smydiving
smydiving by Azazel The Scapegoat January 31, 2023
acronym for "Show me your dick, faggot"

commonly used by males who have not yet come out of the closet.
Mike-Smydf!
Tim-What?
Mike-Show me your dick, faggot!
smydf by mwest July 22, 2007
suck my dick you faggot
*text*
guy one :hey man
guy two : what?
guy one : your mom so fucking ugly when she went to the ugly competion they said no profesionals allowed
guy two : *visible anger* smydyf, kys

guy one : *dies*
smydyf by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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