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smydiving 

A pointless conundrum meant to confuse people on the internet in order to get video views because they lack talent otherwise.

This can be done with other words like other users have done, like smimming.
Imagine if you went skydiving without a parachute... now replace the k with an m

Smydiving
smydiving by Azazel The Scapegoat January 31, 2023
Words you can keep

smydiving 

Where a male will tie himself the the ceiling and proceed to cum on a female or male lying on the ground
I was just smydiving on my girlfriend last night
smydiving by Smydiving January 31, 2023

reverse-skydiving

Not having to fret over a particular matter. To feel stress free. Opposite to free falling from a plane to your death. To Just embracing the moment and feeling good and having a flock of positivity going nowhere but up. Optimism
"Bro she's amazing. Whenever I'm around her it feels like we're reverse-skydiving"

"Hey dude I'm reverse-skydiving of that kush we smoked earlier and I feel unstoppable!"
reverse-skydiving by Spazmatik January 12, 2015

skinny skydiving 

Skydiving whilst completely naked. To jump from an airplane or other airborne vehicle sans all clothes. You are only allowed to wear a parachute.
I went skinny skydiving yesterday & froze my balls off on the way down.
skinny skydiving by BlissAbyss2112 January 13, 2009

skydiving 

Skydiving involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying the parachute to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will deploy a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. Skydivers are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called "crazy" by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.
Skydiving is the most fun sport anyone could ever do and you should try it...this summer!
skydiving by Joe Bates April 9, 2008

skydiving 

An activity where one jumps out of a plane with a parachute on their back and falls thousands of feet before opening their chute (most of the time without any "aggravations") and land back on the ground just as if they had jumped down from a 5MPH moving truck (again, results vary.)
White boy: I think I'll go skydiving this weekend.
Marcus: You be crazy.
skydiving by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Skydiving 

An activity viewed by most as suicidal or crazy. Those people are just too chicken shit to do it themselves.
Guy 1:
Jason blaw blaw might forget to pull his chute while skydiving

Guy 2: Grow a pair and jump before pretending to know anything about it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I just looked like a real retard for saying that. I wish I had courage that didn't come in a bottle.
Skydiving by A Sky God August 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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