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Definitions by keyboardsmashingsound

dayum syndrome 

basically when a girl with down syndrome has a big ass or big tits not down syndrome she got DAYMU SYNDROME
*girl with down syndrome caked up walks by*
dude 1: bro look at that girl

dude 2: WHOA SHE GOT THE DAYUM SYNDROME

micheal mouse 

micky mouse but formally
micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

one more episode 

basically watching a show and you feel the need to continue it but end up in a non ending loop and binge watching the entire show
me at the end of a breaking bad episode:
bro why does it always have to be a cliffhanger i fucking hate you vince gilligan, sigh fine one more episode
*after 3 one hour episodes*: one more episode
after another episode : one more episode
netflix: are you still watching?
*looks at clock*
DAMN ITS 5 AM, one more episode tho

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what amy santiago told terrance jeffords after him outdoing her in "raising morale|
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pure waffle

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

hows yo mama 

guy 1: yo bro you ugly asf
guy 2: hows yo mama?
guy 1: *fuckind dies of shame*

february 15 

A day when True men are born
guy 1 : you bro when were you born?
guy 2 : february 15th why?
Guy 1: bro dont you know?
guy 2 : know what
guy 1 : true men are born on february 15th aint you know?
guy 2 : oh alr then