keyboardsmashingsound's definitions

pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

dayum syndrome

basically when a girl with down syndrome has a big ass or big tits not down syndrome she got DAYMU SYNDROME

*girl with down syndrome caked up walks by*
dude 1: bro look at that girl

dude 2: WHOA SHE GOT THE DAYUM SYNDROME

by keyboardsmashingsound August 8, 2023

hows yo mama

comeback/insult very harsh

guy 1: yo bro you ugly asf
guy 2: hows yo mama?
guy 1: *fuckind dies of shame*

by keyboardsmashingsound October 26, 2022

kysypos

kill yourself you peice of shit

guy 1: kysypof
guy 2: *cries*
guy 2: *kills self*

kysypos means kill yourself you peice of shit

by keyboardsmashingsound December 13, 2021

february 15

A day when True men are born

guy 1 : you bro when were you born?
guy 2 : february 15th why?
Guy 1: bro dont you know?
guy 2 : know what
guy 1 : true men are born on february 15th aint you know?
guy 2 : oh alr then

by keyboardsmashingsound March 24, 2022

smydyf

suck my dick you faggot

*text*
guy one :hey man
guy two : what?
guy one : your mom so fucking ugly when she went to the ugly competion they said no profesionals allowed
guy two : *visible anger* smydyf, kys

guy one : *dies*

by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022

why cant black people swim

Idfk but probably because 64% of black children dont know how to swim i think they just dont like swiming

why cant black people swim ?
they just dont like to

by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022