SMLA 

Suck my liberal a**.

Ex. 1
Person 1: I support gay marriage.
Person 2: According to the bible, God says that it's wrong.
Person 1: SMLA.

SMLA by 4V3RYL1B3R4LP3RS0N May 16, 2009

SMLA 

Sign My Life Away

Guy 1:You should join the military man?
Guy 2:Yea but I don't wanna SMLA just yet.
Guy 1:Thats cool man.

SMLA by St Vince February 16, 2009

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

Smlash by The Dave June 9, 2004

Smlash

When Internet chatting with someone and they miss-spell a word, they or the person/people they are chatting to reply by typing Smlash. It is uses as an expression of happyness and exasperation at the miss-speller and is derived from the words from the words splash and smash.

Person1: Omg Smlash the cash or what!!

Person2: haha you just smlashed!!

Smlash by Cami69 December 30, 2013

Smlab 

Stop moaning like a bitch!

Person 1: "blah blah blah"
funny guy: "OMG smlab! Ysa!"

Smlab by R-a-Z-o-R June 14, 2010

smlarge

A combination of small medium and large sizes put together

or a one size fits all

Person 1:What size are you ?

Person :2 I'm a size smlarge

I will take a size smlarge please

I think I need a smlarger size

She was wearing a smlarge shirt .

He has a very smlarge head.

smlarge by AyMcEe$07080 October 6, 2017

smlash

semi lash

like when ur with a guy and ur having sex and it flops half way thru- smlash.

smlash by kooky198099289 September 20, 2010