Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.
by CarKat August 04, 2007
Super Major Awkward Taco
this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say
this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say
Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)
Girl:..............
Guy #2: SMAT
Girl:..............
Guy #2: SMAT
by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 17, 2011
by lljforever44 October 19, 2020
When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
by Smatting April 26, 2015
smart way of saying "smart"
used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart
used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart
i so smat
by coopBoi April 03, 2019
1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
by Brit and Syd October 11, 2007