SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

by CarKat August 5, 2007

SMAT

Super Major Awkward Taco

this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say

Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)

Girl:..............

Guy #2: SMAT

by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 21, 2011

smatted

a way to describe the fact that your slick and smart

Lilah: bro i just finessed a pair of sneakers off of this kid

Gia: girl you smatted

by lljforever44 October 19, 2020

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

smat

sauce me a text

Yo smat bro, we gotta chill!

by Glenn Roderick February 19, 2011

smat

smart way of saying "smart"

used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart

i so smat

by coopBoi April 2, 2019

Smat

1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"

1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.

by Brit and Syd October 30, 2007