SMAMANS 

Slowest Man Alive Maintaing A Negligible Speed

Student 1: Here comes our Professor!
Student 2: Where?
Student 1: Oh, he'll finish climbing the flight of stairs in due time. He's a SMAMANS

SMAMANS by DarthSnek May 18, 2018

shamansplaining 

"Well actually" interrupted the High Shaman Djonny of the New Tantric Inner Kundalini Circle of Love and Light...

Either you know what shamansplaining is, or you just haven't evolved to that higher state of inner consciousness yet.

Love and light.

shamansplaining by Tingfinder October 10, 2021

shamans 

A name post-ops (post-operational transsexuals) like to call the doctors who have an almost miraculous ability to transform them into different gender category, just like the shaman in a shamanistic ceremony takes or 'transforms' into other nonhuman-life forms!

Shamans (the doctors that perform a sex-change surgery), are capable of giving you a neovagina, all in a three-hour surgery and you come out from it a hetero-eveloved male, a transmale femme, he-babe, she-male, shim, she-man, she-moth (she behemoth)! Huh-huh!

shamans by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

shamans 

When you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time. Also referred to as The Shamans.

After six burritos and a fifth of tequila, my husband was in the bathroom all night with the shamans.

shamans by wineplz April 14, 2010

smemanship

The most proficient, capable and overall professional individual on a team that can take a team to the highest level of proficiency if only they would show up to work

The level of smemanship is not optimal

smemanship by Work hard play harder March 21, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020