SLUMB is an acronym for when you can't be bothered to write out the whole thing whilst on the internet. as apossed to LOL, SLUMB is for those moments when you didn't actually laugh out loud. SLUMB stands for SILENTLY LAUGHING UNDER MY BREATH. As i have witnessed many times, people dont actually laugh out loud. maybe a chuckle or snigger under ones breath, hence SLUMB.
person one: did you see his hat today, it looked like a hotdog bun
person two: SLUMB. it did look like a hotdog roll.
person two: SLUMB. it did look like a hotdog roll.
by Fletty December 11, 2006
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by Sincotto December 10, 2018
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A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
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An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
by cartostrata February 2, 2020
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Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010
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