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SLUMB is an acronym for when you can't be bothered to write out the whole thing whilst on the internet. as apossed to LOL, SLUMB is for those moments when you didn't actually laugh out loud. SLUMB stands for SILENTLY LAUGHING UNDER MY BREATH. As i have witnessed many times, people dont actually laugh out loud. maybe a chuckle or snigger under ones breath, hence SLUMB.

person one: did you see his hat today, it looked like a hotdog bun

person two: SLUMB. it did look like a hotdog roll.

slumb by Fletty December 11, 2006

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SLUMB

SLUMB - to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
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It is better to "SLUMB" instead of LOL or ROFL...
to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"

"I am SLUMBing"

SLUMB by Sincotto December 10, 2018

Related Words

Slumberjack • slumber party • slumber • slumberjacking • Slumber Lumber • slumbering turtle • slumb • Slumber bitch • slumbered • slumberfied

Scumbear

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

Eternal Slumber

Euphemism for death.

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.

Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

slumberbrag

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.

1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”

slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020

scumberg

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Scumbag

A low life being with no morals.

Brynn is a scumbag.

Scumbag by Norm hull January 16, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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