slumb 

SLUMB is an acronym for when you can't be bothered to write out the whole thing whilst on the internet. as apossed to LOL, SLUMB is for those moments when you didn't actually laugh out loud. SLUMB stands for SILENTLY LAUGHING UNDER MY BREATH. As i have witnessed many times, people dont actually laugh out loud. maybe a chuckle or snigger under ones breath, hence SLUMB.

person one: did you see his hat today, it looked like a hotdog bun

person two: SLUMB. it did look like a hotdog roll.

slumb by Fletty December 11, 2006

SLUMB 

SLUMB - to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
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It is better to "SLUMB" instead of LOL or ROFL...
to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"

"I am SLUMBing"

SLUMB by Sincotto December 10, 2018

Scumbear 

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

Eternal Slumber 

Euphemism for death.

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.

Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

slumberbrag 

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.

1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”

slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020

scumberg 

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Scumbag 

A low life being with no morals.

Brynn is a scumbag.

Scumbag by Norm hull January 16, 2015