SLJBF

So Let's Just be Friends.

hey, u r gr8, so SLJBF. c u.

SLJBF by Swarley! June 2, 2009

SLJBF

so let's just be friends
comes as a conclusion to: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society"

girl: "but why don't u love me? why can't we be together?"
guy who just tapped that: "it's not u, it's me, it's not us, it's society. SLJBF"

SLJBF by free_run July 21, 2009

Slobfro

a Slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. The person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.

In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.

It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.

A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.

In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.

Slobfro is up before 3pm, whaaa?

Slobfro by jennywyatt August 31, 2010

Slobfather 

Slobfather groomed minors on a roblox game dev server. Slobfather doesn't have a job and stole money from HIS sick dad. Slobfather is trans and showers once a week. Slobfather pretended to be in a relationship with a 15 year old. Slobfather is a freelance programmer.

Slobfather: i am obes and love kids
Me (good person): that is wrong, and please shower more than once a week
Slobfather: SHUT UP YOU DUTCH NIGGER

Slobfather by Ethanhastiktokcancer March 11, 2023

SLJFB

Swishy Little Jelly Fishy Buddy.

You are the best SLJFB anyone could ask for!!!!!

SLJFB by Birdiegirl91 January 5, 2017

Slabfest 

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

Slabfest by Geoff June 1, 2003

SlobFather 

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!

Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!

SlobFather by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021