Rumplenutz's definitions

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.

I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

SlobFather

In fantasy football a SlobFather is someone who can’t be beat. They draft exquisitely, the get the better of all trades and are masters of the waiver wire.

Don’t put in a lineup, why bother? You ain’t got a chance, against the SlobFather!!!

by Rumplenutz September 19, 2021

Torrey

A Short Italian man who engages in Barn sex, usually with horses and chickens.

They caught a Torrey in the barn standing on a hay bail humping ol’ Betsy! That’s the third Torrey this month.

by Rumplenutz January 12, 2019

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017

SlobFather

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!

Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!

by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021

cum sniper

A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.

I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.

by Rumplenutz January 9, 2017