Definitions by Rumplenutz

SlobFather 

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!

Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!

SlobFather by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021

SlobFather 

In fantasy football a SlobFather is someone who can’t be beat. They draft exquisitely, the get the better of all trades and are masters of the waiver wire.

Don’t put in a lineup, why bother? You ain’t got a chance, against the SlobFather!!!

SlobFather by Rumplenutz September 19, 2021

food screwed 

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

food screwed by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

Torrey

A Short Italian man who engages in Barn sex, usually with horses and chickens.

They caught a Torrey in the barn standing on a hay bail humping ol’ Betsy! That’s the third Torrey this month.

Torrey by Rumplenutz January 12, 2019

Bibbles 

A term for a brother who is semi-retarded or dim witted.

i called bibbles on the phone and we are all set for draft night!

Bibbles by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

Mocha Mustache 

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.

I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!

Mocha Mustache by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

kwik-kwik

This word evolved from the word "don't trick" and is whispered to a person before they attempt a putt, a shot or anything sports related to get in persons head so they choke.

Danny is so mad right now he missed the 2 foot putt. I heard his brother Mike Kwik-Kwik him right before he putt!

kwik-kwik by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018