slickness 

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.

Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.

slickness by In the know February 17, 2004

slickness 

A shitty ass form of how to do calculus.

Female Student: How did you intigrate that problem?

Mr. Hersha: Using the hand wave and the various slickness problem solving tatics that I use when I don't know how to do the problem and copy the answer out of the book. You have nice boobs.

Female Student: Oh, you are a pervert. I hope you get fired.

Student 2: Me too.

slickness by In the know March 28, 2004

tard fam slickness 

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

tard fam slickness by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

dragon sickness 

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.

"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"

dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness 

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

Emo sickness 

The emo sickness is when someone is not ok. During the period of time when someone has the sickness, they go through hard decisions that could decide their fate of how contagious it is. So people can get it from others which could lead to a large spread of the emo. The original spread of the emo sickness starts in the medieval ages, but it was gotten rid of. Now recently a new source formed -- a middle school teacher called Victoria. All ages suffer from this deathly disease, but ages 1-19 and ages 40-100 suffer from it the most. There is yet to be a cure found.

"Are you ok?"
"No I have the emo sickness"
"Ohh that explains it"

Emo sickness by tea._ April 7, 2022

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.

When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.

Sickness for the thickness by Doc Tim October 15, 2017