Slackrobatics

(slak-roh-bat-iks) n. - The art of flipping between screens/tasks to look busy while doing nothing of value.

John's slackrobatics were a sight to behold - turning 'not-working' into an art form worthy of cirque du soleil.

Slackrobatics by anonymous November 11, 2025

Blackrobatics 

a. the innate ability of colored people to perform exemplary kinesthetic feats

b. The act of running, jumping over obstacles and evading pursuers with ease

c. the illusory correlation or attribution of color as an explanation of athletic ability

My best friend of color totally cleared that fence using blackrobatics.

Blackrobatics by MLLmll September 25, 2010

Sacrobatics 

When you're trying to scoop out the last few crumbs of dope from the corner of your sack.

Sacrobatics are required when collecting those rainy day sympathy crumbs.

Sacrobatics by Neniwarrior July 1, 2019