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Social Justice Orbiter (SJO) is a male who takes up social justice causes to impress potential SJW mates. Usually a beta male with no sexually marketable qualities.
Example 1

SJO: I'll bet there are a lot females in gender studies classes. Maybe I can get a date?

Example 2
Conservative Bi Guy: See's hot gay guy a Pride Parade.

Next day

Conservative Bi Guy: At the Pride Parade.

Example 3
Jerry: Dude Michael is a total white-knight around females.

Kevin: Naa you see him complaining about the patriarchy? He's a SJO bro.
SJO by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
Words you can keep
Very seig lady. same from thailand
Hello unn sjo Are you same from thailand?
Yes my nigga
Unn sjo by jdslks March 10, 2022
Related Words
Sjoerd sjos sjoarjksow SJOF Sjofn sjones Sjors Sjoba sjobakken sjoberg
A Sjoerd is someone who is so attractive you don't even bother trying to flirt with him
''Wow, that guy is very handsome''
''Yeah, but why try? He is a Sjoerd''
Sjoerd by urbanboy1984 November 17, 2017

sjouju ramune 

A fucked up hentai involving obviously underaged girls.
Dude, I heard Mark was caught watching Sjouju Ramune and got arrested by the police.
sjouju ramune by TheCowLord1 January 21, 2018
A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.
How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors
Sjors by SP03 June 13, 2012
Sjoerd is a name from the Netherlands for males which means guardian of the victory. The female variant is Sjoerdje which means the same thing.
Well, he really is a Sjoerd he came in first place at the marathon.
Sjoerd by Mandy Spalk August 29, 2018
Sven has sjocks on
sjock by Racom March 12, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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