the process of being fucked in the ass.
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Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
Get the Simp Lord mug.The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
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A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
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