Shwanked 

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

Shwanked by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

shwanked 

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind

"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"

shwanked by KyleJT January 2, 2008

Shwanked 

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

Shwanked by Tiphers June 29, 2011

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

Shwacked 

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

Shwacked by Blank31 September 27, 2009

Shanked downtown 

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

Shanked downtown by detroit street rat April 8, 2010

deer shanked 

To shank someone with a deer.

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.

deer shanked by Picnic Face April 2, 2008