SHLLEEP

The better version of sleep

"I need to shlleep"

"You mean sleep?"
"No, I mean shlleep"

"Oh... okay dude, you go shlleep then"

by LiveOnTheEdgee January 8, 2017

Shleep

When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.

Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"

Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"

Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"

Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"

by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016

Shleep

It's Sleep But with a H.

I gonna go shleep Bro.

by ShleepMan April 4, 2019

shleepist

Someone who touches other people inappropriately while they’re asleep.

Dude I can’t believe Kalen was feeling Kaleigh up while she was sleeping at that party, he’s such a shleepist.

by I’m Aces May 15, 2018

I'm Shleep

A perfect way of saying I'm done

Rose:I'm so hungry
Moises:You're always hungry I'm Shleep

by King_Ace July 24, 2016

supa shleep

Someone thats supa awake but supa tired at the same time

Bruh i went skeet skeet and now im supa shleep

by Pretty magical September 2, 2017

I'm Shleep

Say this when a nigga or a thot say or do some dumb ass shit that you don't fuck with.

Tyrone: "Bruh I swear Jamal's ass be lookin fine tonight."
Andre: " Hell nah nigga I ain't bout that gay shit. I'm shleep."

by Whip Da Uzi Out December 8, 2016