1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
by todd's big dick January 21, 2008
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"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."
by DrewThreeFour May 18, 2008
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Get the Shit your pants mug.a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".
by druman930 July 12, 2011
Get the shit your pants and dive in and swim mug.I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
Get the shit your pants capade mug.Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.
Person 2: wtf
Person 2: wtf
by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018
Get the Shit your pants day mug.Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.
Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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