Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

Pixy Pooper

This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.

It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

Nat Harvey

A white male in his sixties that wears Steve Harvey type suits.

Did you see Nat Harvey at the meeting today? How could you miss him with that 7 button loud ass suit.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020