Koknballz's definitions

Nathole

A sassy male typically from Cinnaminson, NJ. This person walks kinda funny due to a loose anus.

Did you see that nathole get all pissed off and storm out of the ice cream shop because they didn’t have his favorite flavor? Judging by his limp it’s clear he was the reverse cowboy last night.

by Koknballz February 15, 2021

Pixy Pooper

This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.

It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.

Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020

Arleth

The leftover shit splatter on the toilet bowl after an explosive case of diarrhea.

I’m never inviting Mike over to my house again after destroying my toilet with his nasty arleth.

by Koknballz December 21, 2020

Nat Harvey

A white male in his sixties that wears Steve Harvey type suits.

Did you see Nat Harvey at the meeting today? How could you miss him with that 7 button loud ass suit.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020