Shartie

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.

Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus

by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016

shartie

an adjective to describe a pair of underwear that have been sharted on

Those pants are a bit shartie.

by oliverlen122 April 8, 2020

Shartie

The point of drunkenness that is sufficiently passed buzzed, but not belligerently drunk.

A happy medium that could be defined as the perfect drunk.

"Dude I got so shitty last night I threw up"

"That's why I only got shartie and took that girl home."

by BryanRich525 February 25, 2012

SHARTIE

A new woman or girl on the block thats not recognized. (Another word for Shawty)

Where the sharties at?

by Skywalker985 July 25, 2022

Shartie Bean

Shartie Bean means someone who holds all your affection.

Woah Zendaya! You’re my little shartie bean!

by daniiboi January 7, 2021

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017