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Someone that steals other peoples printouts/paperwork from anywhere in the office
- Whos got my search?
- Me
- Haha, Thanx Shamess
SHAMESS by Geebo September 14, 2007
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shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten
You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!
shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

Shanessa 

Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down

Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.

She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them

Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Don't ask her out, She's such a Shanessa.
I need a Shanessa in my life
Shanessa by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020

ape of shames 

Nothing can change the ape of shames to come. Political extremists often act in a subhuman manner and project shame onto opponents.
Nothing can change the ape of shames to come.
ape of shames by I, Wreckerrr April 10, 2021

shamesung 

A despicable spelling of Samsung because they're copying others shamelessly.
Obadiah: You really think that just because Apple have an idea, it belongs to them?
Anthony: Yes! If you disagree, you're shameless like shamesung and I despise who you are on a cellular level.
shamesung by bedman July 19, 2012

Shanessa 

Not your typical Girly Girl. She is more of a tomboy and is usually a skater or biker. Mostly a bookworm. Has a good sense of humour.
Oh, that girl's just like Shanessa!
Shanessa by brqken June 16, 2018

shanessa 

Special spoken and brightest of all
You are shanessa. You are smart and special and soft heart that is strong as well. You can never be broken.
shanessa by Shanessa shamyra June 18, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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