Stuart Berryman is a person who is extremely fat and has no friends (except for the internetzzzzz). He thinks he is akoki butcher. He is not. When he does athletics he says "im doing athletics". This is also the same for maths. Except he cannot do maths, therefore he is a liar and this is why no one likes him.
Guy1: WOW what a stuart berryman
Guy2: yeh stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!