Sexual definition

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A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:

1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.

Example:

rail (n)

I shouldn't have to explain this one

2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.

Example:

hand

When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)

1)

Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.

Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.

2)

Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.

The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES

*Joe gets PTSD*

Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms

Sexual definition by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022

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Sexual Definition

90% of urban dictionary’s definitions

I only use urban dictionary for the sexual definitions

Sexual Definition by WaterLover12 January 28, 2025

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Random Sexual Definitons

The Things People Post Onto This Website Because They Are Bored.
Has Forever Ruined Many Words For Me.

Person 1: "Oh Im Gonna Look Up Random Word On UrbanDictionary!"
*Sees Random Sexual Definitons*
Person 1: "Great, Well I'm Off To Go Kill Myself."

Random Sexual Definitons by fwefff January 16, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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