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Selfing

The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?
by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005
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selfing

the act of saying something ridiculous, with absolute self-righteousness behind it, only further proving how much of an idiot the person actually is.

can also be used as a verb - self'd
abowl4me is doing some selfing again on the green board.
by grooveflapper October 21, 2007
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Selfing

1. The act of pleasuring yourself. 2. Masturbating
"Where did Mike go with that porn magazine?"
"Oh, he's in the other room selfing"
by Essex Grub May 15, 2005
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Selfing

verb - when a person acts for one’s self and/or one’s people as best one can with the tools available with neither selfless or selfish intentions thereby removing positive and negative connotations from the choices made and thereby creating a third option which takes relativism into account. Selfing is the process by which one pursues their personal and community well-being while functioning in social and physical life that does not ignore large and same scale ethical challenges as one tries to do the best they can with the tools available to them.
Ex1: “It blows my mind how much I've said no to people who've asked me to help with things or give them things these last few months but selfing like this has helped me get back to who I was before I got into that bad relationship."

Ex2: “Yeah I’m selfing right now with all the money I'm saving from my job and budgeting to stay on top of things so my living situation is almost at the point where I’ll never have to worry about not having a place to stay ever again and I’m even getting a good work/life balance; if my parents would just stop calling me every single day, every other is enough mom. ”

Ex3: "Sometimes I can't believe I keep the rent paid, the utilities and internet connected, food on my family's table and my medical insurance up to date and can still go out and have fun with my job and budget while I navigate the confusing world of end stage capitalism and try and find a balance within my ethics and but I think I'm being pretty decent at selfing so far.”
by dancinbutterfly February 17, 2019
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Selfing

To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.
"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."
by bigashs2 January 1, 2012
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shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008
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song selling

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.
by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
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