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Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.
Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.
seams by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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Where the seams meet 

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

Playing with the seams 

To discretely fondle ones netherbits in public.
Look Cybele is totally playing with the seams in the grocery store.

bussin out the seams 

describing something good or in a positive way
boy this chicken bussin out the seams

Bursting at the seams 

When a girl with a large ass wears clothing that is a bit too tight, resulting in the seams beginning to separate due to the pressure from the sizeable booty underneath.
"Damn bro, did you see Ella's ass tonight?"

"Yeah man, those skinny jeans are bursting at the seams!"

Busting out the seams 

when an emo kid who watches anime, listens to metal, has a whack ass haircut and says RAWR XD is getting on your nerves you just tell them "you're busting out the seams today" autism does have a role in this term
Damn Thomas you're busting out the seams today!

Busting at the seams 

A step up from bursting at the seams. Can be used to describe intense laughter.
Dude after you made that joke I was legit busting at the seams.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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