To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".

Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?

Scootin' by 0oka September 11, 2010

SCOOTIN D

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING

ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!

SCOOTIN D by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009

scootin' around

To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".

1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."

"How'd he manage to do that?"

"Well, he was just scootin' around."

2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"

"Scootin' around."

3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."

"Just scootin' around I guess?"

"No, he's just a complete idiot."

scootin' around by Scootastic May 20, 2007

Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

Scootin grass by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

boot scootin boogie

When you want to do something bad, but you're in front of an adult. so you can't say what you want to do so you say you want to boot scootin boogie.

"Her mom was right in front of us so I just kept saying 'let's boot scootin boogie' and they finally got the message."

boot scootin boogie by Caposhi December 18, 2011

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

cooter scootin by goiterbomber April 13, 2014

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026