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Scootin' 

To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".
Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?
Scootin' by 0oka September 11, 2010

SCOOTIN D 

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING
ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!
SCOOTIN D by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009

scootin' around

To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".
1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."

"How'd he manage to do that?"

"Well, he was just scootin' around."

2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"

"Scootin' around."

3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."

"Just scootin' around I guess?"

"No, he's just a complete idiot."
scootin' around by Scootastic May 20, 2007

Scootin grass 

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.
The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.
Scootin grass by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

boot scootin boogie 

When you want to do something bad, but you're in front of an adult. so you can't say what you want to do so you say you want to boot scootin boogie.
"Her mom was right in front of us so I just kept saying 'let's boot scootin boogie' and they finally got the message."
boot scootin boogie by Caposhi December 18, 2011

cooter scootin

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."
cooter scootin by goiterbomber April 13, 2014
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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