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screw with by Kelvin10 April 4, 2008
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Screw you with a Q
A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Screw you with a Q by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
hyper aggressive sounding with a screw
hyper aggressive sounding with a screw by Zac9919 May 26, 2021
Screw me sideways with a nail gun
An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
head with no screws
head with no screws by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023
Screwithity
The quality of being amenable to ad-hoc adjustments, "number 8 wire" fixes, or clever field modifications. It describes a system, machine, or concept that is designed (or accidentally built) to be easily "mucked about with" using only available tools and intuition. It is the art of the functional workaround.
While Screwithity covers practical, ingenious fixes to keep things running, it serves as the entry point to high-level Fuckwithity, where systems are completely re-engineered for unintended purposes.
While Screwithity covers practical, ingenious fixes to keep things running, it serves as the entry point to high-level Fuckwithity, where systems are completely re-engineered for unintended purposes.
The beauty of a 90s tractor is its screwithity—if a sensor fails in the back paddock, you can usually bypass it with a paperclip to get the job done; however, if you want to bypass the governor and remote-control the throttle from your phone, you're stepping into the realm of pure fuckwithity.
Screwithity by HerbalKiwi May 12, 2026
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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