Definitions by VardanMarutyan

Jesse

Walter White's student and meth assistant. Also the name of the main protagonist of Minecraft Story Mode.

Jesse, we need to cook!

Jesse by VardanMarutyan August 17, 2026

Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.

Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.

Career Suicide by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025

Matero

One that enjoys consuming yerba mate, a traditional herb drink from Argentina, Uruguay, Brazil, and Paraguay. If served cold, it is called tereré.

Messi has been spotted at almost every match drinking mate, as he is Argentine. Materos don't have to be from the nations it's native to, but many are.

Matero by VardanMarutyan November 15, 2025

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

Screw you with a Q by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025

Jordan 

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.

Jordan is a beautiful lady.

Jordan by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025

Órfhlaith 

Pronounced "Or-luh". She is a beautiful Irish lady, with a sweet voice and heart-melting kindness.

Órfhlaith is the 2nd hottest Irish lady's name in my opinion.

Órfhlaith by VardanMarutyan July 11, 2025

Québecophile 

A non-Québecois showing love/admiration for the people and culture of Québec. May also support Québec independence.

James is a noted Québecophile. He plans to hold a pro-independence rally in Gatineau.

Québecophile by VardanMarutyan June 22, 2025