SCOKE
A sexual position that involves the act of blowing and jerking. A blow job and handjob at the same time.
SCOKE by Mr. Sweeney February 22, 2007
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Score puppies
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021
Professional scorer
In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.
Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.
Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021
Scopely
Sco-pley
To royally and completely fuck something up
Origin: Culver City, CA mobile game publisher whose incompetence has led members of their game community to use their name as a derogatory adjective
To royally and completely fuck something up
Origin: Culver City, CA mobile game publisher whose incompetence has led members of their game community to use their name as a derogatory adjective
peach scone
A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018
up the score
up the score by MootzNdaMixxx April 21, 2021
walker scobell
walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk
walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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