A simpler term used to describe something bizarre, exciting or crazy. This may refer to a person/object or an event. Also a way of expressing emotions or feelings The word ‘mad’ is used to put emphasis on the term.
'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!
First used by Gareth Lewis to describe a night where police where called to eject men in their late twenties from an 18 year old girls birthday party....Bad Scenes!
The word has evolved to many things.
1) Describing events of an unpleasant nature.
2) Debauched goings on.
3) Unpleasant, yet entertaining acts of lunacy.
4) Antics instigated by drugs or alcohol.
5) Ugly bird/bloke.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*