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A happening that usually involves people going crazy.
Particularly in a football match
Person 1:How was the football match last night?
Person 2: It was scenes mate
Scenes by EvertonCunt October 13, 2015
Words you can keep
Primarily used in the world of football/soccer when an event occurs that causes the attending audience to absolutely lose their god damn minds.
Announcer: "SCENES AT THE LUZHNIKI STADIUM AS RUSSIA PULL AHEAD 2-0 OVER THE SAUDIS! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE LID OFF THIS PLACE!"
Scenes by captainbone June 22, 2018
A simpler term used to describe something bizarre, exciting or crazy. This may refer to a person/object or an event. Also a way of expressing emotions or feelings The word ‘mad’ is used to put emphasis on the term.
They were mad scenes last night!
Her outfit created scenes

There’s mad scenes on this track!
They’ll be scenes in this fixture

Scenes...
Scenes by Aux December 3, 2019

Scenes on toast 

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

Unreal Scenes 

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.
Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes
Unreal Scenes by Eatspeedrecords August 7, 2022

Absolute scenes 

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.
"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

Bad Scenes 

First used by Gareth Lewis to describe a night where police where called to eject men in their late twenties from an 18 year old girls birthday party....Bad Scenes!
The word has evolved to many things.

1) Describing events of an unpleasant nature.
2) Debauched goings on.
3) Unpleasant, yet entertaining acts of lunacy.
4) Antics instigated by drugs or alcohol.
5) Ugly bird/bloke.

"That bird you pulled last night.... Bad Scenes"
Bad Scenes by Terrible Scenes October 15, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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