Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

Brat Slot

The opening in the front of men's underwear that allows for the penis to slip through.

I'm sorry friend, I need to adjust myself because I just went through the brat slot.

by captainbone October 04, 2022

Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.

Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"

by captainbone June 17, 2024

Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

by captainbone February 15, 2017

Scenes

Primarily used in the world of football/soccer when an event occurs that causes the attending audience to absolutely lose their god damn minds.

Announcer: "SCENES AT THE LUZHNIKI STADIUM AS RUSSIA PULL AHEAD 2-0 OVER THE SAUDIS! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE LID OFF THIS PLACE!"

by captainbone June 22, 2018